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About me..? I'm terrible at these. But I feel like it's only fair to warn you who you're dealing with and what you're getting into, so I might as well think of something. I'm a smart girl, I can do it. (Stick with me cause this is about to get weird.)

My name is Kayla and, really, I'm not as much of a dick as they'll all tell you I am. I promise. I even have a link for an apology up there in case you don't believe me.

I'm nineteen. I'm floating between high school and college. I finally made the decision of what to do with my life, now I'm just hanging out and saving money and deciding when I should start heading towards it. I work a lot. I'm a freight receiver and I can unload a truck like nobody's business. I sell photography when people want it; I don't think I'm terrible at it. I'd like to be better. But that's how the world moves.

Like I said, I'm bad at these. So I can't think of what's important for you to know about me; reading my journal should get to know me well enough. All I can think of are basics - things to help you understand the context before you begin to read, before you decide to friend me in case we disagree on something that you won't be able to get over.

For example: I'm obsessed with music. I love professional wrestling. I like to smoke marijuana while driving through forests. I have three cats and a hamster named Toki Wartooth (he's the cutest) and I spoil the hell out of them. When I watch a movie I'll get stuck in a cycle where I watch it over and over every day for a week. My interests are not always wide spread, but they are deep. I take things to heart like an addiction. Religion is not important to me but spirituality is. I believe in positive energy and I stay away from cynics to the best of my ability - cynicism is poison. I can be very shy at times but in the end I'm an open book. I will be honest until it kills me. I hate being lied to more than anything and I refuse to lie to anyone else in turn.

And if you ever need to get on my good side, a cute picture of Lars Ulrich and some tortellini should do the trick.

There's a fine line between complex and simple. The two can come full circle. There's so much to me that there's really nothing at all. I'm easy. I have the habit of being incredibly blunt and almost rude when the times call for it but I'm not hard to get along with. Just don't be an asshole and you won't have to suffer that. I also believe that there's an unspoken contract among humans that guides us to know the very basic of right from wrong - so don't be a dick. It's a really simple and natural thing to follow for most people.

What else? This is so abstract. A trainwreck!

So my LJ interests are specific things and fandoms. Some of my less specific interests include: Ducks. Books. Video games. Circuses. Standup comedy. Serial killers. Art. Red. Boots. Silver nailpolish. Piercings. Tattoos. Dinosaurs. Fire. Swimming. Languages. Guacamole. Headphones. Writing. Stuffed animals. Baked clams. Shiva. Blueberries. Gummy candy. Iced tea. New Orleans. Singing. Sandals. Board games. Concerts. California. Bunnies. Rain. New books. Incense. Elephants. Dinosaur PJs. Baby clothes. Facepaint. Masks. Superhuman strenght. Krishna. Germany. Buzz Lightyear. String quartets. Cute notebooks. Lucky Charms. Hinduism. Quesadillas. Wikipedia. Coloring books. Drawing. Oatmeal with dinosaurs in it. CoHabitat. Hair dye. Waffles. Glitter. Halloween. Fuzzy things. Italy. Guitars. Water. Octopi. Mosh pits. Kitties. Buddha. Pineapple. Ghost stories. Funky hand bubblers. Picture frames. Plush blankets. Mohawks. Guinness. Punky Colour. Snails. Dreadlocks. Turtles. Road trips. Hats.

Yeaaah. I still have nothing and going on and on about it doesn't change that. It's just squeezing the nothing out into something long and boring. And I don't want any of that. So I'm going to cut it out before things get even worse.

I'll just say, since this is LiveJournal and it's required - if you want to friend me, go right ahead. I like people. I like meeting new people. I'll add you back and we'll go from there. Just leave me a comment somewhere letting me know you have, or else I'm not going to notice.

Don't ever hesitate to contact me about anything. It could be a problem we're having or a simple question about my life. I don't ever want to have walls around me and I don't want anyone to feel that I do.


Yeah. Well. I think that's it. For now. Maybe later I'll rewrite it and sound like less of an idiot.

outraageous; if you're ever in a jam, i'll be your
peanut butter ♥